OK I’m in a shitty mood so what better way to end a shitty night but the infamous The Human Centipede (First Sequence), and I just farted so now we’ve got Smell-O-Vision too. Eggy!

Blu-ray, uncut, uncensored (thought that meant uncut *pulls stupid face*), director’s cut, Bob’s yer uncle, Fanny’s yer aunt. Let’s ‘ave it!!!

So, two birds, car breaks down, can’t fix it, because they’re birds, find a house – ┬ámad scientist innit?

Chinese bloke already there, all in bed, mad bloke tells ’em he’s going to stitch her mouth to his arse, her mouth to her arse, Bob’s yer uncle, human stenchipede.

So, is it any good?

It’s alright, yeah.