Starring Craig Fairbrass (voice of Gaz in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare) I picked this up for a couple of quid so no great expectations, no loss.

Well, four young ladies, single and ready to mingle (I dunno?!? I’m old), are holidaying/hen partying in Spain, staying in a villa; one of the girls, Gabriella (Marcia Do Vales who you may see eventually in Ibiza Undead), is engaged to a bloke called Anthony (Craig Fairbrass) who’s a bit of an ‘ard nut complete with ‘ard dog called Max.

Anyway, a long string of girly expletives later, Gabriella gets bitten by Max the ‘ard dog, pukes, collapses and dies while the hens are enjoying the company of a male stripper (no blowjob then!). Anyway, I don’t want to give too much away (spoilers!) so suffice to say chaos ensues and the film becomes a sort of ‘deranged’ whodunnit/slasher (?).

The acting and script are both way beyond appalling, and I’m no expert in such matters, but I did find this film strangely entertaining; I’m not sure what this says about me and I’m not going to recommend it for fear of being lynched. Comparatively, to decent horrors, this really is very, very bad; up to you whether or not you check it out, innit?